"40 Min. Of Free Chat"

I'm sorry but this has been in my head for hours and I needed it out

[to the tune of “40 Oz. To Freedom”]

I need a haircut

I need to get some sun

Streaming that Tiger King show from Netflix on

And the docs warnin’ on my Twitter

Tell me that the ‘Rona’s here

And I’ll be sick before too long

Who got closer than six?

Damn, I shouldn’t start that talk

But life is one big question when you’re anxious ‘bout this cough

And the answer’s always waiting on a Zoom conference

40 minutes of free chat

So we’ll join and talk

But you know that 

Oh, I’m not wearing pants

Oh, not wearing pants

Oh, God knows, not wearing pants

Ohhh not wearin’

Friends, we’ll drink some wine

And we’ll talk about our shows

We don’t know how long quarantine will go

A 40 minute zoom chat is the only chance we have

To feel good even though we feel bad

And you know that

Oh, I’m not wearing pants

Oh, I’m not wearing pants

Oh, God knows, I’m not wearing pants

Ohhh I’m not wearing pants

Oh, I’m not wearing pants

Oh, I’m not wearing pants

Oh, God knows, I’m not wearing pants

Oh- [call ends abruptly as the 40-minute free period has ended]