"40 Min. Of Free Chat"
I'm sorry but this has been in my head for hours and I needed it out
[to the tune of “40 Oz. To Freedom”]
I need a haircut
I need to get some sun
Streaming that Tiger King show from Netflix on
And the docs warnin’ on my Twitter
Tell me that the ‘Rona’s here
And I’ll be sick before too long
Who got closer than six?
Damn, I shouldn’t start that talk
But life is one big question when you’re anxious ‘bout this cough
And the answer’s always waiting on a Zoom conference
40 minutes of free chat
So we’ll join and talk
But you know that
Oh, I’m not wearing pants
Oh, not wearing pants
Oh, God knows, not wearing pants
Ohhh not wearin’
Friends, we’ll drink some wine
And we’ll talk about our shows
We don’t know how long quarantine will go
A 40 minute zoom chat is the only chance we have
To feel good even though we feel bad
And you know that
Oh, I’m not wearing pants
Oh, I’m not wearing pants
Oh, God knows, I’m not wearing pants
Ohhh I’m not wearing pants
Oh, I’m not wearing pants
Oh, I’m not wearing pants
Oh, God knows, I’m not wearing pants
Oh- [call ends abruptly as the 40-minute free period has ended]