Athletic progress goes "THWAP"

In which I encourage you to get some really stupid exercise equipment.

THWAP.

I have to focus.

THWAP.

I can do this.

THWAP.

I should probably take my glasses off.

THWAP.

I hadn’t envisioned my New Year’s goals meaning I’d get whacked in the face this much.

I’ll come back to …