THWAP.

I have to focus.

THWAP.

I can do this.

THWAP.

I should probably take my glasses off.

THWAP.

I hadn’t envisioned my New Year’s goals meaning I’d get whacked in the face this much.

I’ll come back to that.

I’ve made no bones about the fact that I am one of the absolute suckers who believe, firmly and wholeheartedly, in the setting of New Year’s resolution…