Friday the 13th, Part 2
The Friday Cookbook gets a sense of deja vu.
[Professor Farnsworth from Futurama voice] Good news, everyone! It’s Friday the 13th!
Now, I’m not much for silly superstitions [editor’s note: yes he is], but I still like to acknowledge notable dates, and, well, Friday the 13th only comes around once or twice each year. It’s a rare occasion! Why, we haven’t had one since all the way back on March 13, when—
okay well it says here that society as we knew it basically ceased functioning that day and we’ve been in a terrifying spiral of disease and despair ever since?
Well this is the first I’m hearing about this.
Have you heard about this?
[mumbles, staring at notes for a few more minutes] wait what difference does closing the gyms at 10pm make
[looks up, alarmed, realizing you’re still here]
Oh, right! [nervous chuckle] Well, yes, it’s been an interesting eight months, hasn’t it. [nervous laughter] I’m sure we’re almost out of the woods now, though, and—[listening to producer in my earpiece] uh-huh [still listen…