I Don't Care If I Ever Get Back

The Friday Newsletter welcomes back baseball with a ballpark-worthy stunt recipe, a bleacher-creature beverage, and diamond-worthy recs in music, books and film.

I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms and Isadora Duncan. I know th…