In Which I Confront My Mortal Nemesis in a Museum Gift Shop

Also: a Yankee makes jambalaya, a corn-tinged cocktail, big nerd rock, and more! It's Friday at the ACBN.

Let me paint a scene for you.

I have just taken my children to a museum. I am feeling good about my parenting; I have just exposed them to history and/or culture, and surely it will have a positive im…