The Last Egg

A guest dispatch from parts unknown

Hello! Happy Monday. I hope you had a nice weekend. Many of us spent the past weekend celebrating Easter, Passover or the return of the USFL, and if you’re like me, you’re a bit worn out from all the festivities. That’s why I’m turning things over to a guest columnist today.

Reporting in from an undisclosed location, it’s The Last Egg Left From The Easter Egg Hunt.