The road to hell is paved with flavor

The Friday Newsletter turns up the heat and indulges some base instincts

As you probably already know, I’ve wasted a good bit of my life on Twitter.

Of the roughly 83,000 tweets I’ve sent in my eleven years using the app, a handful have gone viral. Heck, I personally entered “florps”—a shorthand for an unwanted change to a tech feature—into the internet lexicon, something that is not a boast but rather an acknowledgement of a…

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