Your long weekend guide is here. I'm not.
It's my birthday and I scheduled this post a week ago, but it's the Friday Newsletter nonetheless
If you’re reading this message, that means I’m no longer with you.
(I’m on vacation.)
That’s right, I’m taking some much-needed time off this week, and [checks calendar] hey would you look at that, today’s my birthday, too! I’m turning 39, which means you can pencil me in for some kind of low-grade midlife freakout one year from today. (Less “sports car”…