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May 9, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

I don't think I am being too extreme here when I say that those three men should have cinder blocks tied to their ankles and be launched from a trebuchet into the Great Lakes (Lake Michigan for comedic effect)

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May 9, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

This being the first post after my subscription renewed is some targeted marketing.

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Cookbook, this is incredible. A+

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May 9, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

Once I saw the line about the villains, I knew exactly where this was going, and it did not disappoint.

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/thinks about what I've done the last month or so

//double-checks house for cameras planted by Scott

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That was a long way to go to get to the finale, but so gratifying, so well done. Good work.

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May 9, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

You always think you’re better off moving, but I moved to Stamford, CT, some dude named Nitro killed hundreds of people, and set into motion an entire superhero civil war.

Really put a damper on the nightlife.

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May 9, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

At first I was like "Scott went from New York to Louisville, there wasn't a stop in Columbus," but alright I'll learn something new or see a recon. Then I was like is he going to be making a political statement or is this going to be a shot at Columbus architecture. I should have been ready for the big twist and reveal because it's a ACBN Monday article, but alas I was not prepared.

What a masterpiece! You want a uniting force in Ohio, those 3 are it.

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May 9, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

A deepcut Blüdhaven reference? Unexpected delight!

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Right up until the end I was thinking that the Columbus Chamber of Commerce was sponsoring your Substack fellowship.

Well played.

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I was expecting a former certain coach to make an appearance as twoface. I am disappoint.

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