THE HOA CHARTER CLEARLY STATES THAT THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS NOT ZONED FOR LIVESTOCK AND REINDEER ARE OFFICIALLY CATERGORIZED AS LIVESTOCK. ADDITIONALLY REINDEER FARTS PRODUCE MORE METHANE THAN DRIVING A HUMMER. I THOUGHT YOU LIBTARDS CARED ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.
We have a Facebook group for my town of 6,000-ish people, and the only thing missing from this is someone complaining that people don't know how to use the search function for previously answered questions, followed by the flood of sarcastic posts that ask the same question that was being asked.
IT'S A NEW TACO BELL! THEY ALREADY EXPLAINED THIS!
I joined a neighborhood listserve years ago and a substantial number of the posts were things people could have found out on google if they had bestirred themselves. I decided to stop logging in when I caught myself about to reply with a link from LMGTFY. Decided that Nextdoor would only be worse & never signed up.
My being in the town's Facebook group is largely defensive so that we can know if someone is craptalking my wife (who is a teacher at the middle school) because yes, they will do that and not think anything of it.
my sister in law's husband is the union rep for his local school in a very conservative town in southern New Jersey so based on the things the locals have posted about the two of them in the clear on Facebook, I am not surprised at all.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ALLOW MULTI-FAMILY ZONING!
Thank (?) you for reminding us that, no matter how places and circumstances change, Nextdoor doesn't.
You put way too much thought into this. Please don't ever stop doing that.
THE HOA CHARTER CLEARLY STATES THAT THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS NOT ZONED FOR LIVESTOCK AND REINDEER ARE OFFICIALLY CATERGORIZED AS LIVESTOCK. ADDITIONALLY REINDEER FARTS PRODUCE MORE METHANE THAN DRIVING A HUMMER. I THOUGHT YOU LIBTARDS CARED ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.
“We have seen a lot of The Wrong Kind of People (brown, with antlers) in the neighborhood recently…”
An invader has been coming to my inbox three times a week with straight-up nonsense has anyone else had that problem lately?
STRANGE MAN IN EMAILS. SOMETIMES RECIPES, SOMETIMES EMOTIONAL TERRORISM?
we did it Scott we found the Action Cookbook tagline!
So sad.
In Texas, even in December, there would have been this exchange.
"What kind of snake is this?"
"It's a coral snake, white on red, you'll be dead"
"That's a candy cane decoration"
Utterly deranged.
And that is my highest compliment.
I really hope his surfing next door as research for this column didn’t break Scott.
We have a Facebook group for my town of 6,000-ish people, and the only thing missing from this is someone complaining that people don't know how to use the search function for previously answered questions, followed by the flood of sarcastic posts that ask the same question that was being asked.
IT'S A NEW TACO BELL! THEY ALREADY EXPLAINED THIS!
ooh this is true, this is a reliable occurrence.
I joined a neighborhood listserve years ago and a substantial number of the posts were things people could have found out on google if they had bestirred themselves. I decided to stop logging in when I caught myself about to reply with a link from LMGTFY. Decided that Nextdoor would only be worse & never signed up.
My being in the town's Facebook group is largely defensive so that we can know if someone is craptalking my wife (who is a teacher at the middle school) because yes, they will do that and not think anything of it.
my sister in law's husband is the union rep for his local school in a very conservative town in southern New Jersey so based on the things the locals have posted about the two of them in the clear on Facebook, I am not surprised at all.
Made my skin crawl.I have never abandoned something with such a quickness as nextdoor.
Yup. Most terrifying email?
"You have 20+ unread messages on Nextdoor."
No, I don't think I will.
Throwing my phone in the river
Mother of God.
My god this is EERILY accurate.
I hate you for reminding me I need to reply to an HOA-related email on a Monday morning.
been there, done that, got the ulcer.
This is great!!
Thank you!
I feel like this needs the live action adaptation treatment.
Fantastic, Scott.
Of course his name is Dick