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Dec 19, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ALLOW MULTI-FAMILY ZONING!

Thank (?) you for reminding us that, no matter how places and circumstances change, Nextdoor doesn't.

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You put way too much thought into this. Please don't ever stop doing that.

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Dec 19, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

THE HOA CHARTER CLEARLY STATES THAT THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS NOT ZONED FOR LIVESTOCK AND REINDEER ARE OFFICIALLY CATERGORIZED AS LIVESTOCK. ADDITIONALLY REINDEER FARTS PRODUCE MORE METHANE THAN DRIVING A HUMMER. I THOUGHT YOU LIBTARDS CARED ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.

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Dec 19, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

“We have seen a lot of The Wrong Kind of People (brown, with antlers) in the neighborhood recently…”

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Dec 19, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

An invader has been coming to my inbox three times a week with straight-up nonsense has anyone else had that problem lately?

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Dec 19, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

In Texas, even in December, there would have been this exchange.

"What kind of snake is this?"

"It's a coral snake, white on red, you'll be dead"

"That's a candy cane decoration"

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Dec 19, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

Utterly deranged.

And that is my highest compliment.

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We have a Facebook group for my town of 6,000-ish people, and the only thing missing from this is someone complaining that people don't know how to use the search function for previously answered questions, followed by the flood of sarcastic posts that ask the same question that was being asked.

IT'S A NEW TACO BELL! THEY ALREADY EXPLAINED THIS!

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Dec 19, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

Made my skin crawl.I have never abandoned something with such a quickness as nextdoor.

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Dec 19, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

Mother of God.

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Dec 19, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

My god this is EERILY accurate.

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Dec 19, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

I hate you for reminding me I need to reply to an HOA-related email on a Monday morning.

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This is great!!

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Dec 19, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

I feel like this needs the live action adaptation treatment.

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Dec 19, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

Fantastic, Scott.

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Of course his name is Dick

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