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Jan 5, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

"Sir, you have terminal vibes."

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Jan 5, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

NFT = Nice Fraud, Theranos

GOT 'EM!!!

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Jan 5, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

The book about this mess ("Bad Blood" IIRC) is very good and absolutely astounding. I was also impressed by the author's ability to say "She got all these rich old dudes to drop a bundle by being a pretty blonde girl" without actually typing all that out.

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"the Dropout" podcast (and subsequent TV series) also summarize the book pretty well (I consume every bit of Theranos media I can get, I love it)

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Jan 5, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

Now that we're past the holidays, just wanted to check in to make sure Purdue Santa is doing ok. We didn't hear from him all year.

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You know, just the other day my wife (the Boilermaker in the house, and the reason we had that ornament to begin with) commented on the lack of Purdue Santa recently. It's harder to conjure him up when Purdue is winning bowl games instead of going 2-10.

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He's a beloved entertainer who appeals to children and adults in equal measure

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And yet, he has abandoned us in our time of need. Or maybe, Purdue Santa is the friends we made along the way.

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Jan 5, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

Where there are only one set of footprints are when Purdue Santa carried us.

(Sorry, I'll stop now)

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Jan 5, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

“I mostly read nonfiction” Scott not while I’m drinking my coffee

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Jan 5, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

no notes, 10/10.

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Jan 5, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

Being unable to pass the Diagapy Vibe Check. Couldn't be me.

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Our screen does show that you’ve got to pump it up.

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Jan 5, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

This post needs a "Don't drink while reading" warning cause the monkey picture thing had me snorting diet coke up my nose.

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Jan 5, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

My vibe is … sleepy

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[reading chart] sleepy on a winter Wednesday morning? [clucks tongue] I’m afraid your blood is haunted

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Jan 5, 2022·edited Jan 5, 2022

Can I get the deep exorcism? Or is the regular good enough?

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This kicks ass.

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Jan 5, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

Scott, any grade schooler knows that vibe checks are a destructive test

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Jan 5, 2022·edited Jan 5, 2022

Vietnamese food does sound good tonight. That should get my vibes moving in the right direction.

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Perfect pick-me-up on a dreary Wednesday workday morning.

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I shared this with Scott on Twitter, but in the "everything old is new again", from the 1890s in my current hometown:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_Sugar_Refining_Company

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And as I noted on Twitter, I am appalled that Sufjan Stevens made a whole concept album about Michigan and didn't have a song titled "Professor Friend and the Electric Sugar Refining Company Swindle"

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I'm absolutely giddy that there was a sugar industry publication called The Sugar Beet.

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This should be the plot of an HBO series.

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the machine said my blood is a "big mood."

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We laugh, yet this exists... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf3ajS5me78

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