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Jun 22, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

Charles Village Pub in Baltimore is a gentrified version of what it used to be. They didn't used to card me, when I came in on Tuesdays and ordered vodka tonics... with a guy who later ran for Congress. Sometime after I moved to Rochester, I came back to CVP to hold office hours. I'd forgotten that Maryland hadn't yet banned smoking in bars. The cigarettes irritated my contacts and I ended up bumming some saline solution from a sympathetic waiter. I tipped him well. Nothing about CVP was good, per se, but it was great.

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"Nothing about it was good, but it was great" is perfect.

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

“They’re parents and homeowners, living in suburbs all their own, people who fall asleep on the couch after one beer on a Friday night because they had a long week.”

Just punch me next time, it’ll hurt less

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more fun this way imho

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

rule one of writing is "Know thy audience"

Scott's got this one aced.

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

The bar still exists, but it's been sold to a different owner- Penuche's Ale House, in Keene, NH. I used to close that place, which got to be weird when I'd see current past and future clients at the bar. "Let's have a discussion about boundaries. Am I wearing a tie? No? Then I don't exist. You don't see me, and we've never had this conversation. Also, have someone else bring me my chicken wings. You know why."

I do sometimes miss the aimlessness of my 20s.

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I had nothing but time, and nothing is what I did with it.

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

So much nothing.

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

My home town growing up was small and sleepy (bumpingest place was the general store). I went off to school and when I came back there were honest to goodness bars and even a winery just outside town.

A friend of mine was the manager of this winery, so besides getting the occasional free pour, I'd hang out with staff after closing. A lot of times, I'd come in right before closing, dressed like a slob with a case of beer under my arm, shooting finger guns at people obviously on dates, loving their confused faces. I'd walk into their kitchen, drop my beer off in the fridge and drink wine with my girlfriend until close.

Then we'd go into the cellar with the staff, play beer or wine pong, drink from mislabeled bottles, etc. We'd call up the general store (now a bar with a general store in it), ask to put the band on the phone, and pass the hat to poach the band to come play for our small party. That was a lot of weekends in my mid-20's.

I haven't been back in over a decade.

I'm now married to that girlfriend, with kids. The manager got married at that winery and has moved away.

I'm sure it's still nice. Given the passing years, the wine is probably better now.

I just know that if I go back, I'll be a stranger there, out of place and out of time. It's just a place now, not my place.

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Jun 22, 2022·edited Jun 22, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

You have a real gift for hitting me square in the nostalgia button on a Wednesday morning man...

I'm only 28 so this is not that long ago, but first moved to Columbus right down the street from the St James, we held Wednesday "Book Club" there. No actual reading, just drinking $3 wells and cheaper beers and complaining about our shit jobs. No TVs, 2 pool tables, a TouchTunes (but they limited selections), and a gem of a bartender named Andy.

They just reopened a couple of months ago after being closed the whole pandemic, and I live on this side of town again. Really nice to be able to stop in, but not the same without the crew, for sure.

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

When you graduated from Boston College, you migrated from Mary Ann’s by the campus to the Beacon Hill Pub at the foot of Beacon Hill and the statehouse. Same owners and even some of the staff. The first time my friends and I went to BHP, we saw a bar back from MA’s who shook our hands and said “I was wondering when you’d show up here.”

It wasn’t an every weekend place, but as we all moved out and around to different parts of the city it became a good central meeting spot and most if not all the prominent night out stories we tell when we get back together for play dates or cookouts with the kids all revolve around that place.

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Jun 22, 2022·edited Jun 22, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

And we also used to have two great small music venues right around the corner from each other in central sq in Cambridge: TT the Bears and the Middle East. We went to so many shows at those places and saw my hands down best timed ticket purchase and show when arcade fire came to TTS shortly after releasing Funeral. Small, sweaty, full of history. Big shame that TTs closed and the ow were hip of the Middle East were lured as real creeps leading to a pretty consistent boycott by fans and acts alike.

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

Oh yeah and both have since closed: one due to finally having its reputation and flexibility with drinking age laws catch up to it and the other due to a lack of profitability caused by covid and the ownership of a nice expensive piece of property downtown.

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The former is the noble way for a bar to die, the latter the most ignoble.

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

The campus adjacent bar had some wild stories and lore attached to it too. There was a fully outfitted basement that used to be a dance club in the 80s but regularly flooded and wasn’t exactly sanctioned by the zoning board. By the time we got there it was where the guy who mopped the floors at closing lived.

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

I'm BC '13 and can confirm that Mary Ann's did indeed rock in the worst ways. But when you're 22 and paying $3.50 for a well drink, you look past some warts.

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

My college friends and I went to a bar after an event called the 100 Days dance, commemorating that many days until graduation. It was the first night we realized our days were numbered, but unlike the final days of senior year, gave us time to be both sad (that it was ending) and happy (that we still had time). I thought we found the best bar in the world that night, deep in a dark basement we listened to live music from a band who didn't suck, drank cheap Rolling Rocks, and closed the place. After we all moved away, we came back to Boston a few years later for a football game or whatever and I suggested we go back. One of the people who stayed in Boston quickly rebuked me and said "Yeah we went there again, it either changed or wasn't that great when we were there?". BUT THAT NIGHT IT WAS

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I think about this in the larger sense when I reminisce about living in New York, where I lived for most of my 20s. There is a lot I miss about the city, but I've pinned it down to "I don't miss living in New York, I miss being 26 and living in New York".

At 40, it'd be a completely different place to me.

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They used to do the dance correlated with your grad year (we had 104 days) but I guess it made sense to put it at 100 as the decade wore on.

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

I used to live on the UES on 1st Ave above The Gaf, one of many, many Irish pubs up there. This one was just a bar, no food, with darts, maybe a pool table, a jukebox, and Irish bartenders. My first wife and I went in there a few times, but I really started going there after my divorce. I needed a place to go when I wanted to go out but didn't have anyone to go out with but I also didn't want to be alone. So I'd sit at the bar and drink Amstel or Heineken and maybe chat with the bartenders or a few of the regulars. One time I started talking to another couple and stayed there until 4 AM just to see what happened at last call. Turns out they don't yell "last call;" nothing actually happened and I went home. My most memorable night there was Thanksgiving Eve 2006, when I got home late from another bar and needed to prep turkey gravy for the next day. I put stuff on the stove to simmer and went downstairs to drink, then popped back upstairs as needed to stir, etc., bragging to everyone there about what I was doing. In my mind it was a hell of a good time (and the gravy was a huge hit the next day, as was my hangover). But I never became a regular, just regular-adjacent. But it was "my" bar.

I stopped going there when I was dating someone who didn't drink, and then I moved out of the neighborhood in 2008. The Gaf is gone now, along with that apartment building, replaced by a 30-story high-rise luxury apartment building. I think about those regulars sometimes and I wonder where they ended up.

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

Maloney's in Flagstaff, AZ has been closed for at least seven years by now, but I'll never forget doing stoplight shots there on my 21st birthday. On Wednesday's the bar became the best deal in town, $5 at the door for $1 well drinks all night. It had the saddest excuse for a dance floor in town but that didn't stop any of us from having a great time. I ordered my first round for my friends in the back booths there. It's gone now but the vivid memory of its carpeted floor remains.

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

After graduating from American University in Washington, DC, most of my friends moved out of our Tenleytown apartments and started branching out into the rest of the district. By which I mean we ended up in one of a string of apartments near the Van Ness-UDC Metro Station, a whopping one stop closer to downtown.

While we were there, we discovered Jake's American Grille (read: found a Groupon because I need you to know this happened in 2011 without telling you it happened in 2011). The main level of Jake's was your standard sit-down restaurant serving basic American fare with a vague nautical theme. But downstairs was the sports bar, complete with concrete floors for easy cleanup, wood-paneled walls, and about 15 tvs for the 100ish seats. (It was also right across the street from Comet Ping Pong of [the deepest of deep sighs] *that* infamy.)

We also made friends with one of the bartenders, an Army Veteran and former Secret Service Officer. He convinced us to come by on Monday nights for trivia, and encouraged us to sit at the bar and come up with the raunchiest team names, and tell stories of his time in the service and time protecting Presidents. He was also fond of slipping us the occasional trivia answer and more-than-occasional pitcher. The ritual of everyone coming home from work on Mondays and ambling up Connecticut Ave to Jake's and thinking, "Yeah, this is what adulting is!" is a perfect memory of my early-20s.

After a couple of years the bartender moved on, our leases came up and we actually spread out across DC. It seems like Jake's didn't make it through the pandemic. RIP Jake's.

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

RIP Garrett’s in Georgetown.

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

I was never a regular at Garrett's but I went there once or twice. I know it by reputation for sure. My place was Chadwick's because one of my best friends worked there for a few years. I remember they kept sports almanacs behind the bar to settle arguments between customers. I also remember that 3 pint glasses of Maker's Mark and ginger ale was the recipe for a great night out, but 4 pint glasses of it was a brewing disaster.

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If I recall correctly, the original purpose of the Guinness Book of World Records was to be kept in pubs to settle arguments

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Ah, Gino’s North, very nearly under the L tracks, just steps from the Granville Red Line stop in Edgewater (and around the corner from my apartment — $1,000 plus free heat for a 2-bedroom, no questions asked so long as you paid Rizzo, the Russian mobster landlord on time) on the far north side of Chicago. An old speakeasy that the internet says still, impossibly, exists, which allowed smoking inside until 11:59 p.m. on Dec. 31, 2007. They served surprisingly good thin-crust, pub style pizza handmade by Peggy, an octogenarian who would run her college football picks each week past me, and I’d always have to talk her out of taking Rutgers (pronounced: ROO-guhrs). The bartender, West, would throw us free shots all the time and we’d drink 2-dollar MGD’s, gazing at the absurd Venus statue behind the bar, often draped in beads or glow sticks. No matter how much we’d consumed, food or booze, I don’t think I ever managed to spend more than $20 in a night there, and just as often ended up being quoted $6 or $8 at the end of the night. Can’t believe that place survived us.

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I love this.

Also, I'm going to start pronouncing it ROO-guhrs.

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

I work at Rutgers, I wonder how long I could get away with that before someone referred me to HR.

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My best friend (and roommate in that apartment) and I still do, and I imagine always will. Even my wife does now, and we bring up Peggy on the rare occasion that they actually win.

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Gino's North is very much still there. Peggy unfortunately died last year but the pizza is still pretty good. Haven't actually been in there in a decade or so.

That little stretch of Granville has cleaned up quite a bit. The Anvil now has windows and is more of a "neighborhood bar" albeit one that has leather nights. There are a couple other new restaurants on that block now too.

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"the bar now has windows" is an objectively hilarious phrase

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Yeah, I heard about Peggy from my buddy. Given the percentage of her daily diet that was cigarettes, she outlived the projections by a good bit.

I don't know if it's still the case, but the Anvil owners also owned Gino's at the time, so we would get a fair amount of clientele crossover, which could make for some interesting nights.

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

I thought hard about this one, and I think the answer to this is the group house I shared with my now-husband and two of our friends for a couple years in my early 30s.

One of the casualties of marrying too young is missing the whole trainwreck 20s thing. I made up for it in large amounts in the years before and right after my divorce, and a lot of that happened in the house. The guys moved in a year before I got back to DC from law school, and when I came back newly unmarried I moved into a basement nearby to be depressed, freaked out, and lost. When I got together with the beloved, I unofficially, then officially, moved in.

That house was, for 2 beautiful years, the hub of our social circle and the place where i rebuilt my life. Our house parties in those years were the stuff of legend, with friends of friends of friends everywhere and a round of Don't Stop Believing on Rock Band at 3am to close every night. The house broke up when one of us moved to New York and the beloved and I got our own place. But I'll always treasure those disaster years for giving me back something I thought I'd lost forever.

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"More Than A Feeling" came on at the pool the other day and I could feel my thumb start twitching with the old Guitar Hero reflexes

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So, I don't have bars, but I think that makes this more interesting (as I start my summer vacation with all three members of the household testing positive.)

College quiz bowl is interesting in part because it needs a crew of slightly older than folks to help keep it going, mostly as moderators. But there was/may still be also a strong pop culture or "trash" circuit that ran in the contemporaneous ecosystem.

Every year, on conference championship weekend, there was in Chattanooga a tour called Trashmasters. That tournament included a bonus feature called K-Tel Hell which is Heardle but with buzzers and no preloaded songs. After ten years of trying, I finally won K Tel Hell in 2007 when they started adding 90s music to the mix in a symbolic torch passing and end of an era.

Some of my favorite memories are sitting around in classrooms at a university a thousand miles from my home, playing pop culture trivia and talking to like minded folks.

Pop culture trivia still exists in this form, but pop culture is a young person's game and the end of the monoculture and the shifts in question writing have handed that game to a new generation. But the friends I made from those experiences I am still networked with, in ways that I acknowledge I don't really have a lot of college friends from my own school except my teammates, but I do have friends all over the country from dozens of schools brought together by a love of trivia.

So salute to the auditorium at that building at Tennessee Chattanooga near the Roundhouse arena, you are not forgotten.

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

The dorm room in Madrid where I studied abroad between 1L and 2L in law school. We all stayed there in private rooms with sinks and their own air conditioning, twin beds against the wall. My best friend was down the hall and it had a huge pool in a courtyard where we'd go to read and study. I'd play wall ball with the lifeguard and some graduate students who were still, falling into the pool while trying to make a miraculous shot. Nights spent watching RuPaul after we got back from a long night out.

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by Scott Hines

Dominie's in Astoria. I moved to NYC at 26 with entirely unearned confidence that I was taking the first of many big steps to being "successful" (I think at the time that meant an upper east side penthouse, for some stupid reason). When NYC started doing its thing and kicking my ass, I found solace at Dominie's off 30th Ave not far from my apartment. After every few drinks the bartender would take a shot with you, and their house whiskey (some Irish blended) was surprisingly palatable. Pizza was prepared in a literal closet at the back of the place, right by the restrooms, and was the best thing in the world after working 12-hour days in Manhattan.

I met a group of fellow late night degenerates there and we ended up convening for "Tuesday Night Bible Study" which involved playing Bible trivia as a drinking game. One of my few good memories of NYC is one late January night when snow started falling slowly from the sky, the street was actually somewhat quiet. I was standing outside with a Bible Study member, smoking a cigarette and thought to myself "Damn. This city can be beautiful sometimes." I moved back home to North Carolina a month later.

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