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19 hrs agoLiked by Scott Hines

People may (rightfully) hate you for the Gord joke at the end, but don't think you could sneak through "well, then they're boned" about chicken wings

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You get me.

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18 hrs agoLiked by Scott Hines

Apples: for the hipster fall enthusiast

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18 hrs agoLiked by Scott Hines

Not to miss the point but I didn’t know that clove cigarettes had been banned.

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I found out while writing this! In fairness, it’s been a while since I walked past a English department building at a college, though.

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16 hrs agoLiked by Scott Hines

I smoked Came Lights when I was an English major thank you very much (they're called Blues now iirc)

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15 hrs agoLiked by Scott Hines

Never knew that pumpkins had that #grindset

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15 hrs agoLiked by Scott Hines

the only good pumpkin food is roasted pumpkin seeds

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18 hrs agoLiked by Scott Hines

I am glad someone else has pointed out the pumpkin vs pumpkin spice flavoring thing

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mmm now I want Puerto Rican pumpkin rice

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I am not familiar with this and I am intrigued

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Content you can't get anywhere else, folks. Funniest thing I've read in a while.

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