(It's an interview with a pumpkin.)
People may (rightfully) hate you for the Gord joke at the end, but don't think you could sneak through "well, then they're boned" about chicken wings
You get me.
Apples: for the hipster fall enthusiast
Not to miss the point but I didn’t know that clove cigarettes had been banned.
I found out while writing this! In fairness, it’s been a while since I walked past a English department building at a college, though.
I smoked Came Lights when I was an English major thank you very much (they're called Blues now iirc)
Same! I haven't touched one since I turned 18 and my most bad-influence friend insisted we buy them and smoked them sitting outside Starbucks (maybe with a pumpkin spice latte?)
Never knew that pumpkins had that #grindset
the only good pumpkin food is roasted pumpkin seeds
I am glad someone else has pointed out the pumpkin vs pumpkin spice flavoring thing
mmm now I want Puerto Rican pumpkin rice
I am not familiar with this and I am intrigued
Content you can't get anywhere else, folks. Funniest thing I've read in a while.
People may (rightfully) hate you for the Gord joke at the end, but don't think you could sneak through "well, then they're boned" about chicken wings
You get me.
Apples: for the hipster fall enthusiast
Not to miss the point but I didn’t know that clove cigarettes had been banned.
I found out while writing this! In fairness, it’s been a while since I walked past a English department building at a college, though.
I smoked Came Lights when I was an English major thank you very much (they're called Blues now iirc)
Same! I haven't touched one since I turned 18 and my most bad-influence friend insisted we buy them and smoked them sitting outside Starbucks (maybe with a pumpkin spice latte?)
Never knew that pumpkins had that #grindset
the only good pumpkin food is roasted pumpkin seeds
I am glad someone else has pointed out the pumpkin vs pumpkin spice flavoring thing
mmm now I want Puerto Rican pumpkin rice
I am not familiar with this and I am intrigued
Content you can't get anywhere else, folks. Funniest thing I've read in a while.