Or, "A Peloton Class at the End of the World"
This is why I subscribe.
NOW GET BACK ON THE BIKE, MEATSACK
Weird dystopian Cookbook is my favorite Cookbook.
mine too, I think
Don't forget to eat 3 eggs a day to fuel up for this ride!
This really was the quiet sequel to that, my magnum opus.
After the first paragraph I knew right where you were going and was not disappointed.
Instructions unclear: Fueled up with a second bottle of chablis.
As spectacular as this is, I don't think we can give enough credit to the name "Breck Tanswell" as a fictional name for a fitness instructor. *chef's kiss*
I’ll be over here vibing to this playlist at work
Oh sure, just go ahead and drop THIS on the first workday of my first vacation in two years.
I subscribed solely because of this article when published, and just came back for another read. Awesome stuff
I knew Breck cutting his hair was going to mean something dire!
Absolutely cannot wait to get a peloton now!
Scott.
I for one welcome our new robot overlords, who will no doubt have more easy conversational grace than Wilpers
[chuckles awkwardly, tells anecdote about high school coach that ends without a conclusion]
/flexes towards camera for no apparent reason
Better sense of rhythm, too 😅
This is why I subscribe.
NOW GET BACK ON THE BIKE, MEATSACK
Weird dystopian Cookbook is my favorite Cookbook.
mine too, I think
Don't forget to eat 3 eggs a day to fuel up for this ride!
This really was the quiet sequel to that, my magnum opus.
After the first paragraph I knew right where you were going and was not disappointed.
Instructions unclear: Fueled up with a second bottle of chablis.
As spectacular as this is, I don't think we can give enough credit to the name "Breck Tanswell" as a fictional name for a fitness instructor. *chef's kiss*
I’ll be over here vibing to this playlist at work
Oh sure, just go ahead and drop THIS on the first workday of my first vacation in two years.
I subscribed solely because of this article when published, and just came back for another read. Awesome stuff
I knew Breck cutting his hair was going to mean something dire!
Absolutely cannot wait to get a peloton now!
Scott.
I for one welcome our new robot overlords, who will no doubt have more easy conversational grace than Wilpers
[chuckles awkwardly, tells anecdote about high school coach that ends without a conclusion]
/flexes towards camera for no apparent reason
Better sense of rhythm, too 😅