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This is why I subscribe.

NOW GET BACK ON THE BIKE, MEATSACK

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Weird dystopian Cookbook is my favorite Cookbook.

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mine too, I think

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Don't forget to eat 3 eggs a day to fuel up for this ride!

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This really was the quiet sequel to that, my magnum opus.

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After the first paragraph I knew right where you were going and was not disappointed.

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Instructions unclear: Fueled up with a second bottle of chablis.

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As spectacular as this is, I don't think we can give enough credit to the name "Breck Tanswell" as a fictional name for a fitness instructor. *chef's kiss*

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I’ll be over here vibing to this playlist at work

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Oh sure, just go ahead and drop THIS on the first workday of my first vacation in two years.

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I subscribed solely because of this article when published, and just came back for another read. Awesome stuff

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I knew Breck cutting his hair was going to mean something dire!

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Absolutely cannot wait to get a peloton now!

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Scott.

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I for one welcome our new robot overlords, who will no doubt have more easy conversational grace than Wilpers

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[chuckles awkwardly, tells anecdote about high school coach that ends without a conclusion]

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/flexes towards camera for no apparent reason

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Better sense of rhythm, too 😅

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