[my inbox, October 2027]: ACTION COOKBOOK: DISPATCHES FROM THE PUMPKIN/SQUIRREL WAR FRONTLINES
NORMAN SCHWARZSQUASH: we have always been at war with the squirrels
STONEWALL JACKS’O’LANTERN: this will be our finest victory
BENEDICT GOURDNALD: [clearly full of squirrels]
Norman Schwarzsquash is so good I'm furious I didn't think of it.
But you did, you just haven’t yet.
GEORGE SQUASHINGTON: i may have kicked off a war with the french my bad
"BENEDICT GOURDNALD: [clearly full of squirrels]"
10/10 no notes I love this so much
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[my inbox, October 2027]: ACTION COOKBOOK: DISPATCHES FROM THE PUMPKIN/SQUIRREL WAR FRONTLINES
NORMAN SCHWARZSQUASH: we have always been at war with the squirrels
STONEWALL JACKS’O’LANTERN: this will be our finest victory
BENEDICT GOURDNALD: [clearly full of squirrels]
Norman Schwarzsquash is so good I'm furious I didn't think of it.
But you did, you just haven’t yet.
GEORGE SQUASHINGTON: i may have kicked off a war with the french my bad
"BENEDICT GOURDNALD: [clearly full of squirrels]"
10/10 no notes I love this so much