One of the things I’m excited about becoming a first time parent soon: coming up with my own bullshit sayings that my child will remember well into adulthood. My favorite from my mother is “think with your head not your ass” (imagine a russian woman yelling that at a 7 year old while chasing you with a shoe)
One of the things I’m excited about becoming a first time parent soon: coming up with my own bullshit sayings that my child will remember well into adulthood. My favorite from my mother is “think with your head not your ass” (imagine a russian woman yelling that at a 7 year old while chasing you with a shoe)
I often reply to "I'm bored" with "if you're bored, then you're boring", never acknowledging that it's a direct quote from the 1997 Harvey Danger song "Flagpole Sitta"
One of the things I’m excited about becoming a first time parent soon: coming up with my own bullshit sayings that my child will remember well into adulthood. My favorite from my mother is “think with your head not your ass” (imagine a russian woman yelling that at a 7 year old while chasing you with a shoe)
I often reply to "I'm bored" with "if you're bored, then you're boring", never acknowledging that it's a direct quote from the 1997 Harvey Danger song "Flagpole Sitta"