"We temporarily rebrand, slap an anthropomorphic version of that niche foodstuff on a hat, and a small but significant subset of people will pay forty bucks for it without even thinking twice. We sell as much merch as we can until interest tails off, then ditch the name and start the cycle fresh. It’s not always food, either. It can be t…
"We temporarily rebrand, slap an anthropomorphic version of that niche foodstuff on a hat, and a small but significant subset of people will pay forty bucks for it without even thinking twice. We sell as much merch as we can until interest tails off, then ditch the name and start the cycle fresh. It’s not always food, either. It can be things of specific regional interest, or short-lived memes."
I thought we were friends, and you do me like THIS? Damn, that's cold.
[Also, I'm hoping the dad group chat makes some jokes about the "Subprime Mortgage Field" and etc. with the ChiSox]
"We temporarily rebrand, slap an anthropomorphic version of that niche foodstuff on a hat, and a small but significant subset of people will pay forty bucks for it without even thinking twice. We sell as much merch as we can until interest tails off, then ditch the name and start the cycle fresh. It’s not always food, either. It can be things of specific regional interest, or short-lived memes."
I thought we were friends, and you do me like THIS? Damn, that's cold.
[Also, I'm hoping the dad group chat makes some jokes about the "Subprime Mortgage Field" and etc. with the ChiSox]
To be clear, I own a Louisville Mashers hat with an anthropomorphic bourbon barrel on it, and I came very close to buying an Altoona Pizzas hat.